Dear Pirate Log,
Today I went down to the ole shipyard to retrieve my pet parrot, Fido. When I got there, a huge ninja jumped off one of the boats and tried to roundhouse kick me in the face. I narrowly escaped him by the hair of my beard. I was so scared, I nearly dropped anchor - if you know what I mean.
Shiver me Timbers,
Long John
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The actual diary entries of the reincarnated pirate extraordinaire Long John Silver. Join his weekly ramblings as he drinks rum, plays with his parrot, gets physical therapy on his peg leg and swabs the deck.
Me, Long John!
Stop staring or I'll kill ya!
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- Long John Silver
- I have a peg leg and a chip on my shoulder...want to fight about it?
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