Dear Pirate Log,
It really ruffles my beard when pirates are portrayed negatively in the news. Why, just the other day I saw a skit of Saturday Night Live making a satire over my good friend Peter Saaarghsgaard. Check it out or I'll push you down to Davy Jones Locker.
Arrgh!
Long John Silver
(Formerly known as Long John Sil-vizzle in his Snoop Dogg days)
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Stop staring or I'll kill ya!
The actual diary entries of the reincarnated pirate extraordinaire Long John Silver. Join his weekly ramblings as he drinks rum, plays with his parrot, gets physical therapy on his peg leg and swabs the deck.
Me, Long John!
Stop staring or I'll kill ya!
About Me
- Long John Silver
- I have a peg leg and a chip on my shoulder...want to fight about it?
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